clownmommy
@clownmommy
clownmommy
honk honk mamacita here to clown around. even more words on substack if you can believe it
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every morning pre-pregnancy i dragged my mini trampoline ... more
sending a little text makes me feel alive. i’m not afraid... more
mine is the fool because i’m 1. in a perpetual state of b... more
fave fave fave pizza in la. thick juicy sicilian style sl... more
deceptively NOT a bookstore! an incredible thrift shop in... more
i listened to this episode the first time, then listened ... more
(gender notwithstanding) let’s all do more wishful thinking
to go to the magic castle is to experience pure joy and i... more
best decision i made last year. this show is both a treas... more
we had our guests sign the back and inside covers of our ... more
fuck those microplastics
you know those brands you love so much but never have eno... more
the only thai restaurant in LA that’s actually worth orde... more
i thought i was allergic for the longest time because eve... more
danny wegman the man that you are. just saw the wegmans ... more
imagine pushing the stroller wearing this shirt, some bag... more
when i have Lots And Lots Of Money™️ this will be my go-t... more
what’s the fun in self publishing if you don’t occasional... more
feels reallyyyyy nice for the brain heart and soul
HEAVY on the g. because i’m
a. italian, and
b. raised... more
exactly (1) person who fuels you to succeed just because ... more
UNREAL ramen with multiple locations. we went back twice ... more
i dream of having a heart-shaped bathtub. i had a heart-s... more
i mean its just soooooooooo funny. the first season is on... more
just fucking rocks
don’t wait for your old shorts to fit again just buy the ... more
why is your bday always the quickest day ever?? i proudly... more
i wrote this substack article about how i never let mysel... more
onsessed with wearing this on my lower lash line it just ... more
god i love that bitch!!!! and she’s right!!